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Last Updated: 24.06.2025 00:34

Everyone loved it.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
So, the docs changed it to read
Founder of 23andMe buys back company out of bankruptcy auction - Ars Technica
Loons and Moons
No go.
Next, they tried...
Why Disney’s AI Lawsuit Will Determine Whether Studios Survive - The Hollywood Reporter
No, not a chance
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Tony Awards: Predicting the Winners Using Just Math - The Hollywood Reporter
So they tried
Thumbs down again.
Just Forget it!
Hysterias & Posteriors
Still no good.
Then came..
Measles case confirmed in Allegan County, officials provide locations of exposure - WWMT
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
share office space ...
States With the Most Generous Tippers - Newser
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Another attempt resulted in ...
Still no good
Freaks and Cheeks
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Catatonics & High Colonics
Israel recovers bodies of three dead hostages from Gaza - BBC
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
What are some recommended marketing automation tools for beginners?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
No way
What are Chinese hot pot restaurants? What do they serve, and why is it so popular in China?
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Nuts and Butts
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Minds and Behinds
They put up a sign reading
Unacceptable again!