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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 24.06.2025 00:34

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Everyone loved it.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

So, the docs changed it to read

Founder of 23andMe buys back company out of bankruptcy auction - Ars Technica

Loons and Moons

No go.

Next, they tried...

Why Disney’s AI Lawsuit Will Determine Whether Studios Survive - The Hollywood Reporter

No, not a chance

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Tony Awards: Predicting the Winners Using Just Math - The Hollywood Reporter

So they tried

Thumbs down again.

Just Forget it!

Why did Amazon initially deny leave of absence to Alexis Scott-Windham, the Amazon worker who survived the New Orleans terrorist attack?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Still no good.

Then came..

Measles case confirmed in Allegan County, officials provide locations of exposure - WWMT

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

share office space ...

States With the Most Generous Tippers - Newser

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Another attempt resulted in ...

Still no good

Scientists Just Found Something Hilarious About What Actually Happens When Muscle Bros Take Ice Baths - futurism.com

Freaks and Cheeks

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Catatonics & High Colonics

Israel recovers bodies of three dead hostages from Gaza - BBC

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

What are some recommended marketing automation tools for beginners?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

No way

What are Chinese hot pot restaurants? What do they serve, and why is it so popular in China?

Nuts and Butts

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Minds and Behinds

They put up a sign reading

Unacceptable again!